Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!
Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don’t we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
(A Christmas carol by Walt Kelly, cartoonist/political satirist, and creator of Pogo Possum and other great characters of my childhood. Should be a national pub song. Merry Christmas to you all! ) See full lyrics right here.