Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo! Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don’t we know archaic barrel, Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou? Trolley Molly don’t love Harold, Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Polly wolly cracker n’ too-da-loo! Hunky Dory’s pop is lolly gaggin’ on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol, Antelope Cantaloup, ‘lope with you! Chollie’s collie barks at Barrow, Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!
Duck us all in bowls of barley, Hinky dinky dink an’ Polly Voo! Chilly Filly’s name is Chollie, Chollie Filly’s jolly chilly view halloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly, Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof! Tizzy seas on melon collie! Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!
Tickle salty boss anchovie Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo Ducky allus bows to Polly, Prolly Wally would but har’ly do!
Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly – Golly, Solly’s cold and so’s ol’ Lou!
(A Christmas carol by Walt Kelly, cartoonist and political satirist, and creator of Pogo Possum and other great characters of my childhood. Should be a national pub song. Merry Christmas to you all! )